You all know the feeling. Realisation hits. Your stomach drops. Your heart stops. Then starts again. Beads of sweat start to form as your body flushes, your eyes shut and your head drops. A voice silently screams – No, NO, NOOO!! FUCK NOOO! You are a hair’s breath away from complete and utter panic, because […]
Month: June 2016
Tassles, Wedding Murders and Rollerball
After faffing on about Montreal’s traffic and frenchness last time, it’s probably right that this time I tell you what happened there. Somehow I timed my arrival with the very beginnings of the Montreal Fringe Festival. Well a few days earlier to be perfectly truthful. Emboldened by the excellent performance in Stratford I figured it would […]
Montreal prelude
Suitably refreshed from my unexpected stay in Cornwall, ON, it is time to hit Montreal Unbeknownst to me, Montreal is actually on an island – albeit an island separated from the mainland by rivers as opposed to oceans/seas/bays. It’s not really relevant, but hey, a little geographic education as we go can’t help. Montreal is the […]
Cornwall Curios.
After the wonderful delights of the bard, it was a bit of a slog back East towards Ottawa. Not really a slog as such. It’s only 650 k, but I’m in no hurry so I dawdle along for a few days. Not much to report, the highlight of the drive is a short trip on […]